Rules For Dating My Daughter Wood Decor

Add some classic fatherly love to your home with this Rules For Dating My Daughter Wood Decor! This rectangular MDF piece has a distressed black background and white sides. Displayed is a list of humorous and satirical rules for anyone seeking to date your daughter, making the piece extra tongue-in-cheek. Set this up in your man cave, entryway, living room, and more!

Full Text:

• 1. Have A Job
• 2. Understand I Don't Like You
• 3. I Am Everywhere
• 4. You Make Her Cry, I Make You Cry
• 5. Be Home 30 Minutes Early
• 6. If You Lie To Me I Will Find Out
• 7. She Is My Princess Not Your Conquest
• 8. I Don't Mind Going To Jail

• Dimensions: 12" H x 9" W x 1.51" D
• Material: MDF
• Shape: Rectangle
• Color: Black, White & Gray
• Orientation: Vertical
• Includes: 1 Sawtooth Hanger
• Quantity: 1

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